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Dear IPQ Creator,

Thank you so much for creating for me! I hope that you have a good time writing your assignment or treat.

General Likes

• I enjoy fic of any rating. I know explicit fic covers a large part of my output, but that's just how my brain goes for ideas and doesn't reflect all the things that I like reading.
• For canon queer ships, I like fics set in post-canon exploring what happens with the ship after the end of the story.
• I absolutely adore horror. However, I don't like when characters in a requested ship get an unhappy ending, though you're free to kill off all the side characters or OCs that you want.
  • For types of horror, I enjoy: supernatural horror, vampires, suspenseful horror, psychological horror, and eldritch horror. I'm not really into ghosts, though. Things getting bloody is cool.
• I like scenarios where a couple is isolated from others and have to work together to survive.
• Characters getting into a 'fast burn' type relationship is cool, where they get together quickly, passionately, and carnally.
• I like descriptions of food and cooking in a non-sexual context.
• I enjoy humor and fic that's just exploring a character or relationship.
• I love established relationship fics.
• I like hurt/comfort with ships, but not sickfic for something as minor as a cold. A fever so high that a character gets delirious is good. Tending injuries is great, as is a character going through some sort of tremendous distress and being comforted afterwards. I'm into caretaking in general. Please no hospitalization of any sort or cancer, though.
• Going on long trips is fun, whether that's by foot, car, train, whatever vehicle you like.
• I like fics where characters have to solve a mystery.
• I enjoy reading men being described as pretty/feminine, provided there are no references to breasts or fertility (for example, saying a man has 'childbearing hips' is a do not want for me).
• ROMANCE. Give me my ship being loving in whatever way they tend to show their love and I'll be so happy.
• Write in whatever POV or tense you like; however, I would prefer no script format, chat/Twitter fics, or smut in 2nd person.
• Smut is always excellent and PWP is welcome. The sex I best like to read has a lot of enthusiasm from both sides. The sex doesn't have to be flawlessly amazing but everyone is having fun.
  • I like when characters are fixed in who tops and who bottoms during penetrative sex. However, while I like fixed top/bottom dynamics in a ship, that doesn't extend to what I want with characterization or their relationship dynamics in general. Write the character personalities and ship dynamics however you interpret them! I don't like mentions of switching positions, whether it's in the past or something a character is thinking about wanting.
  • I particularly like reading anal. However, if you're more enthusiastic about writing a blowjob or handjob or something, feel free to go for it! I'd rather you be able to enjoy yourself and I like reading those kinds of sex too. If you write a BJ, I prefer that a character spits rather than swallows. An eager BJ as foreplay where the giver is getting off is a like of mine. Gagging can be hot as long as it doesn’t come close to vomiting.
  • If you want to add a kink to a scene, I love semi-clothed sex, dry humping as foreplay, crossdressing, and non-degrading dirty talk. I don't care about if it's the top or bottom crossdressing, either is great! Hell, make them both crossdress. I would prefer that no one be embarrassed about the crossdressing. For dirty talk, calling a character a slut or a whore is fine, provided it's not meant to hurt or degrade the person.
  • I'm not picky about the come/cum debate, spell it however your heart desires. You can get raunchy in your sexual descriptions or keep things tasteful.
  • Creampies are hot, but felching is a do not want for me.
  • Big dicks are fun and I don't care if it's on the top or bottom. Please no dick size comparisons between the characters, like "A's cock was long and thin, and B's dick was short and thick."
  • Power bottoms are hot, but I also love a classic pillow princess. If a character just wants to lie there, contribute nothing, and get pounded, good for them!

  General Do Not Wants

  • Permanent disabling injury of requested characters or any hospitalization for mental illness. Temporary horrible injuries are welcome and I like eye injury. Prior canon disabling injuries are fine to include.
  • Death of any character in a requested ship. Canonical deaths and OC deaths are fine.
  • The following alternate universe settings:
    • Coffee shop, police, mafia, university, Harry Potter, wingfic, BDSM, serial killer, mermaid, high school, omegaverse, genderswap.
  • Chatfic, Twitter fic, script format, or porn in 2nd person POV.
  • Pregnancy of any sort in anyone, including mentions. Focus on characters under 18 or who are minors according to their species. Talk of fertility or lactation.
  • Asexual or aromantic characters in a requested ship.
  • Angst about aging/lifespan differences.
  • Characters using generative AI.
  • Hospitalization or cancer.
  • Unrequested unhappy endings for requested ships.
  • Crossovers and fusions.
  • One-sided relationships where only one character has feelings for the other.
  • Writing characters as trans who are not explicitly so in canon.
  • Negotiation about consent or kinks. I want everyone to be on the same page, but discussion, traffic lights, or safewords are not needed.
  • Noncon/rape or rape play. Characters under 18 or who are minors according to their species having sex.
  • Domestic abuse. Slavery or slave kink.
  • Polyamory/OT3s/open relationships. Unrequested non-canon side pairings. Infidelity. Breaking up. Exes to lovers.
  • Focus on an M/F (male/female) relationship. Brief mentions of canon ones are fine.
  • Fic focusing on gender dysphoria or identity, misogyny, racism, homophobia, sexual identity, transphobia, neurodivergence, mental illness (depression and PTSD are OK to explore), or self-harm.
  • Cat harm.
  • I like fixed top/bottom dynamics when it comes to a ship having penetrative sex and I don't like references to a ship ever switching positions in the past or future. I don't consider top/bottom dynamics as extending to characterization or relationship dynamics as a whole. I'm fine with a character who bottoms taking more of a 'dominant' role during sex, but I also like a classic pillow princess.

    Sex-related Do Not Wants: mentions of body hair, anal sex without lube (spit's ok), rimming, foot kink, frotting, ass to mouth, small dicks, characters who top being penetrated anally or vaginally by anything (this includes fingers, dicks, dildos, etc.), transmasc characters who bottom being vaginally penetrated unless it’s with fingers or a phallo/tdick, felching, pee, erectile dysfunction, anal bleeding/tearing, heats/ruts, daddy kink, fisting, belly bulges/stuffing/inflation/feeder kink, enemas, and sounding.

    15th Century Historical RPF

    Mehmed/Radu

    Tag: Alternate Universe - Space Opera

    OTTOMANS IN SPACE. I was planning on asking for various things that could be set in the real world but then I saw the Space Opera tag and need OTTOMANS IN SPACE so bad.

    Mehmed did far more at 21 (conquering Constantinople) than I did at that age. Radu probably could’ve done more if he wasn’t sandwiched between his stake-happy brother and the boyars AND maintaining a Turkish boyfriend. I love how many strong personalities and absolutely wild shit happened in the 15th century. There are so many possibilities for translating all that to space! Don’t feel tied to what actually happened historically, you can diverge from history as much or as little as you want as long as you keep the messy vibe strong.

    Sooo I’m not really invested in hearing about Mehmed’s harem so you can either leave it out completely (maybe Ottomans in space don’t have them!) or just. Not mention it. Mehmed’s a busy man!!! Also while we’re having fun with Ottomans in space let’s just not mention that Mehmed and Radu historically had facial hair. Schrodinger’s mustache. I know I have slavery as a DNW, but it’s pretty baked into the Ottomans in general, so it’s OK to address. However, please no slave kink.

    I have no idea who I want to top if you write anal sex, but I would appreciate that they not switch in whatever you pick.

    I’m a big fan of Vlad and Matthias Corvinus, so if you want to give them a big antagonistic role, go ahead!

    Nicked - M.T. Anderson

    Tyun/Nicephorus

    Tags: Travelogue, Picaresque, Case Fic - Investigating Something Paranormal/Supernatural

    This book was so fun!!! I’d read a ton of meh books in a row before reading this one and it was such a breath of fresh air. Nicked has it all - lovable rogues, monks, all sorts of oil! I loooooove the setting and I love heists so much. Tyun and Nicephorus are just so sweet and adorable, I’m so happy for them.

    What I would love is some post-canon fic exploring the historical setting, more saintly bits to steal, and also Nicephorus growing out his tonsure. There’s so many saintly bits to pick left for them to steal! They could look for some of Jesus’s foreskin. St. Agatha’s boobs. Really, the world’s your oyster here.

    If you write anal sex, I prefer that Tyun top and they never switch.

    Walking Practice - Dolki Min

    1: Mumu

    Tag: Body Horror

    AAAAAAA I’m obsessed with this book! Easily one of my favorites. It’s funny, it’s poignant, it’s full of body horror and gore. Mumu’s narrative voice is just so charming, I feel so bad for Mumu and Mumu’s loneliness. Mumu’s self-loathing :((((( I’d love fic exploring more of Mumu’s past, whether it’s on Earth or even further in the past if you want to do some sort of cool alien worldbuilding. I would also love an alternate ending to the book! MORE MUMU!!! You could even give Mumu a friend! Or a pet cat.

    I’m not easily grossed out when it comes to eating people, so feel free to go all out with Mumu’s diet. I do like to avoid M/F pairings, so if Mumu is getting more than friendly with someone, don’t write an M/F arrangement and please don’t write penis in vagina sex. I see Mumu’s gender as basically “alien” and not anywhere on the spectrum of human experience - orrr you could say it’s whatever Mumu is feeling like at the time.

    Unhappy endings are fine for poor Mumu.